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WHY PRETTY HOT CHICKS DATE UGLY MEN.

2009-10-15T00:35:00.001+08:00

Why are all the hottest chicks attracted to the ugliest/retarded/no-talent guys?

Even though I am not A CHICK, I am pretty sure I can identify a guy who conforms to ideals of form and proportion from one that does not, just as easy as I can differentiate between Mozart and William Hung? no?

What, does getting a boyfriend with a pitiful facial endowment provide further contrast and by so, amplifying their beauty? Don't they already have ugly girlfriends to fill in that role?

I am sick and tired of seeing William Hung after William Hung with a pretty chick in his arms. Thus, I have come up with a list of hypotheses that can explain this terrible and sickening phenomenon:

1. It is currently 'in'/'happening' to get ugly boyfriends.

2. God designed human beings to be attracted to complete opposites.

3. Guys with lots of muscles often have small testicles, hence Girls with beauty often have primitive, microscopic brains.

4. There is beauty in ugliness. UGLINESS.

5. But he is such a sweet guy! ohcomeonlah.

6. Make no mistake, ALL ugly guys are rich.

7. All pretty girls suffer from low self-esteem, hence settle for much less than average.

8. All ugly guys goto the bomoh for voodoo shit and charms and sticks and branches and dolls and make all the pretty girls want to take off their underpants.

9. Ugly guys possess an innate ability to sweet talk extremely well.

10. Said pretty girls have already had all kinds of boyfriends: tall/short/long/fat/thin/smart/ and now want to try a new kind: "ugly". And no, UGLY is in a class of its own. You can never be smart and ugly. nono. Ugly is ugly.

11. Pretty girls want to remain virgins for the rest of their lives.

12. Ugly guys: God messed up, He's terribly sorry. Hence the compensation.

13. Pretty girls: God overdid himself, He's trying to fix balance in society but not doing an awfully good job.

14. Records show that all pretty girls are partially blind. Both eyes.

15. Ugly men tend to repel normal people hence their ability create a void between chicks and humans(get chicks first).

16. It is said (for obvious reasons) that ugly men are infinitely more loyal than normal men.

17. Pretty girls were born with their hearts full of compassion.

18. Like different attire for different occasions, it is purely situational.

When pretty girl wants to impress her friends she takes Mr.Handsome out. But now, it is "kegawatan ekonomi" so she takes Mr.Uglyrich out instead.

19. Ugly men are sooo funny and charming and witty. right. and handsome too. bleh.

20. Everyone gets a chance at achieving something great for once in their lifetime.

Hopefully, scientists in the near future will be able to provide us with a more detailed explanation and more importantly, the cure for this condition.

Take Care.

2009-09-12T14:47:00.001+08:00

A FAREWELL PARTY (A SLIGHTLY CHANGE)

2009-08-31T14:39:00.007+08:00

HELLO FRIENDS, FROM TOES TO YOUR HEAD

PLEASE BRING YOURSELF OVER TO THE FAREWELL ON THIS SATURDAY, ON 5TH SEPTEMBER 2009, SORRY, NOT MY HOUSE FIRST,
THE PLACE WILL BE AT BANDAR BARU KLANG,
OPPOSITE CELCOM AXIATA
THE STEAMBOAT AND BBQ BUFFET
PRETTY NICE

I KINDLY WELCOME YOU ALL

i happen to went there before with jackson, cathlenn, yik po and tiffany. It seem like a nice place to hang out. i pretty sure you all will like it, but please don't wear white pant or shirt. You will get a fanstatic blowjob there....hahaha.

HOPE YOU ALL DON'T MIND, WE HAVING A DINNER THERE AND JUST NICE TO MEET OUT. MEANING GET YOUR ASS ON THERE AND ADJUST YOUR SCHEDULE.
GONNA DO IT AT NIGHT SO THAT EVERYONE IN "ON".

This is my last goodbye, link...

THE TIME WILL BE AROUND 8PM DUE TO MOST OF US APPLY MALAYSIAN TIMING IN THEIR LIFETIME. "NO OFFENCE YA"....HEHE. AFTER THAT DINNER, WE GO FOR DRINKING SESSION IN MY HOUSE. WE GET DRUNK AND I WILL START PLAYING "TRUE OR DARE".
DON'T WORRY, I WILL RELEASE YOUR HIDDEN FEELING.
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...

Sincerely:
Mark Kho

Rm60 get Streamyx 1.0Gbps....Yaahhooooo!!!!

2009-08-15T01:49:00.002+08:00

THe dhz gang is kinda busy with their routine life time. Busy with girls, girls, grill girls, and some of studies. Heard plenty of news about nigerian, pakistan, japanese, china, ah lian and alot more in their college. i know plenty of kan- kan- tan- tan- an -an and aslo do re mi fa so la ti do'. Joking Joking....Some even busy working and working and working like me. I know is hard, but be realistic ok...NO MONEY NO TALK...

there goes... I give you, with lesser you pay, the more you get... Streamyx latest combo...haha

I know you all will look at the car more than the one appear on the taskbar. Thats my one of my dream car actually... nicer leh... Maserati GranTurismo S... Woot !!! woot !!!....stylish, elegance and not so wild....just nice and tempting. Wake up boy, don't dream, see the Taskbar... Muahahaha....Saw what i got? 1.0Gbps....Paip yang sangat besar. Don't believe? see this:

Saw the SPEED? Gosh, it look so fast.. can look cannot use...see the "sent" and "received"...You can calculate it....lier lier pants on fire... Bastard Streamyx, always like to cheat people... i paid u know ...how come i only like getting 128-394kbps speed....shit.. hahaha...

THe lesson of the day, see properly before you admitted anything...Careful ya. A great day for a great life... So long my fellow friends...just wanna tell you all i gonna on Sept 10th 2009, at 10.45pm .. Hope you all will send me ya....Thank you very muchy

SIncerely;

MArk Kho

3 years already..

2009-05-19T00:38:00.002+08:00

Time flies..
As the title told..
There's so much changes between us..
Hope He could laugh His ass off when seeing us fooling around in the heaven.

Sorry guys..
I dunno what to write yet..
Anyone can just drop by n continue to write in this post..
To clear off the spider web..
To contribute a couple of words here..
Especially for Him, Alan~~ R.I.P

SPY SIAL,,,,,SPY!!!!

2009-04-17T00:06:00.004+08:00

Since everyone is so busy for FINAL or what ever they are doing in daily life. My friend send to me this super spy picture. Dont ask who take this? Coz i'm sure you all don't want to know....I know that girl(below). She used to work in Bakery shop beside OLDTOWN.

Man, i should tackle her that time...hahaha..my mistake, sorry guys

One (unknown) day she came over, tapao some foods and ask me,

SHE: You look like someone i know?

Me : Maybe i look like aaron kwok, so you know me....hahaha

SHE: (laugh) Oh, you damn tak tahu malu. You look like him. *she mean my bro*

Me : Oh, u know my brother. Then which one more handsome? hehe

SHE : Both look the same, but u look darker. *that pain man*

ME : (i treat girl very good) I see, then i should look like Louis Koo and my brother look like Aaron Kwok....hahahaha... *memang tak tahu malu*

SHE : True true, both also handsome....

ME : ngek, ngek , ngek. Thank you, let me give you discount.

You see, this is call hypocrite....not bad right? at least you make someone happy.

Then the food came, she smile and walk away. I know she sure think that my face is thick like mosaic...haha...After chat with her for around 10 mins. Shit, i forget to ask her name...sorry my mistake...haha... After that moment, we never meet again cause her shop bankrap ad...Muahahaha.... no luck man....You should do it harder.

There a simple post from me, currently no life fellow. Don't laugh while reading it coz you seldom got the chance to do that....hahaha....very flirtatious right.... I damn no good guy.. parapap everyone. Enjoy your life.

Sincerely,

Mark Kho

Brooom broooommmmm~

2009-03-07T19:04:00.005+08:00

Everyone wishs to hv their own DREAM car.... but not many of them able to obtain their watsoever dream car.... therefore, ppl rather to buy a cheap car and then some of them sure send their car to "pimpmyride" shop in oversea ( so called "zhengmycar" shop in Malaysia) for "zheng" ( modify) their car to become slightly similar to their DREAM car..... but sumhow the amount of money to modify the car already can buy a better car ....

WAT TO DO ~ ppl want to hv a unique car wat ..... the Hundred and one car in the world .... feel very proud wan ler .... LOL......

nvm la ..... sumhow i oso want to follow the "zhengmycar" trend ... must update yourself wat ... if not then ppl say u KOLOT kia ...

So i decided to "zheng" this car :

u know wat .... the price of this car damn eefing cheapp.... XD hmmmm.........

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ WORTH IT .....worth it ..... ! XD

The Face Pawned ---- Part 1

2009-02-28T21:29:00.008+08:00

DON'T ever be so excited -- p/s drinkers =)

* If u do it like that then u should do it on CHICKS..... =)

CRITICAL THINKING....SORRY wrong example....NO OFFENCE

2009-02-10T22:59:00.002+08:00

REASON, APPETITE and SPIRIT

WHAT IS SELf?

Socrates: Isn't it sometimes true the thirsty person also, for some reason, may want to drink?

GLAUCON: Yes, Often

Socrates: What can we say then, if not that in his soul there is a part that desires drink and another part that restrain him? This latter part is distinct from desire and usually can control desire.

GLAUCON: I agree.

Socrates: And isn't it true in such cases that such control originates in reason, while the urge to drink originates in something else?

GLAUCON: So it seems.

Socrates: Then we can conclude that there are in us two distinct parts. One is what we call "reason", and the other we call the nonrational "appetites". The latter hungers, thirsts, desires sex, and is subject to other desires.

GLAUCON: Yes, that is the logical conclusion.

Socrates: But about our emotional or spiritual element: the part in us that feel anger and indignation? ... Anger sometimes opposes our appetites as if it is something distinct from them... Yet this emotional part of ourselves is [ also] distinct from reason.

HAHA!!!.....MAN sorry for BUGGING......Somehow, i thought that is may related to the WoW.....hehehe..... maybe YOUR REASON is LOW.....

I don't REALLY understand.....hehehe...NO offence ya

THIS FRIDAY GOT PHILOSOPHY TEST..... so i thought maybe i can remember something by write something OUT here..... NOT BAD

Your Sincerely;

MARK

WoW....U know today WE RAID...blabla.....

2009-02-10T22:02:00.003+08:00

SEE THIS BEFORE?......YA!! this is the characters of the GAME, "WoW", World of WarCraft.....

Heard from them Spending much of the TIME (precious) in the Daily Life.....Even College already Start....Is Fine for SOME that Just AFTER EXAM....because THEY got no LIFE currently.....

MUahahahaha...... Get a Life....eg: heard some working news from him... WELL DONE...at least u know how to think better.....SORRY DUDE....hehehe.....

HOW ABOUT OTHERS? No news from u all.... addicted to WoW already....FINE......

I WONDER which one more IMPORTANT.......for u all.......

OK, let me promote THIS GAME..... THIS game kinda nice ( for a while)..... they got plenty of skill ( just have to learn the right way to use).... currently there is LICK KING ( not bad), heard from them ( ya right, BUGGED)..... A lot to EXPLORE (boring if u dun have mount)..... HAHA....

Well Done my promoting.....NOt BAD right....I know SOME will AGREE with ME......hahaha!!!!

OVERALL not BAD ya.........hehe

TODAY I WENT TO SUNWAY....maybe no life, suddenly i saw a BOOK(RM49.90) walaoeh... but forget the Title....nvm....important is the content.....

HERE is the few question i copy down from the BOOK.....

1) What is YOUR OVERALL purpose in this LIFE? ( DUN TELL ME TFK ya)..hehehe

2) What is the PRIMARY VALUES will I CHOOSE to LIVE by? ( No holes b4 bros)....HAHA

3) What is my IDEAL CAREER for YOU? ( President or MENTERI for PERAK...jangan harap)

4) What is your ULTIMATE POSITION you want to HOLD in YOUR CAREER? (ULTIMATE SUPERSTAR....nonsense)

GET REAL YA....... HOPE YOU all MANAGE TO CONTROL.....

GIVE A PRIMA FACIE FOR Others....... get Real in life.....

WoW.....visual...hehe

oh ya.....heard about I7....not bad.....MY FREN USE IT OVER THERE ( tahu la).....and good case is cannot play games.....thats GREAT!!!....maybe for now...

THANK YOU FOR READING THS POST.....

HOPE NO TYPO..... I'm not GOOD anyway....hehehe.....SEE YA!!!!

Your Sincerely;

MARK

In Health & In Sickness

2009-02-01T13:10:00.002+08:00

Haiya CNY MAN. Chinese f***in New Year. And I'm down with all the kinds of common illnesses you can ever imagine. It started off with a sore throat. OK. No big deal. Everything I swallow became painful. After awhile, you don't even feel like eating. or drinking anything for that matter. Next, the WoW server decided to update to a stupid new patch called "Wrath of the Lj King". Very nice, so I patched my client and after 2 days of downloading crap I could log in. Guess what, it doesn't work and I have to redownload the WHOLEFUKENTHINGAGAIN. And then a nice warm fever dropped in. OK no sweat, popped a couple of panadols. Felt better. And then at 12AM today I started vomiting violently for no apparent reason. WTF?? OHCOMEON. WTF. WHY ME. WHY. And then.. Diarrhoea! WTF!

BEST CNY EVERY. FTW.(not for the win)shit does not happen like this.

At Least He Try Lar K

2009-01-23T00:44:00.005+08:00

Well, most of the Dhz clan asses does not do posing well..So here is one of the them, Eric trying to be cool with shades up his nose..be prepared fellas, the next two pictures can be very gross, hahahahaha..Well, don't tell me i didn't warn earlier! Hahahaha...to Eric's compliment, at least he tried lar k, cool shades by the way!

Christmas fever!

2008-12-20T15:40:00.003+08:00

oh jingle bells jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride
in a one horse open sleigh....

sound familiar...????
yeah dude..
Christmas is around the corner..
the dhz clan wish everybody..
Merry Christmas..
may all ur wish come true...

kthxbai........

haiz...

2008-12-11T17:05:00.004+08:00

haiz.. ko lian tai.. ramai orang holiday, i pun mau holiday, tapi... kalau saya sekarang holiday nanti saya kena pay.. for that i will get barred and have to repeat my this semester......
haiz... kesiannyer... jason joanne felix and s.kian balik klang.. saya pun mau balik klang... if i balik klang now.. later i sure teow kann... better i dont holiday and balik klang now, wait for friday evening only can balik..

ok la fuckers at least i updated some shit right here right even though im full with assignments now you tards everynight FOC FOC FOC lanjiao la also never coem here touch touch abit update abit.. haih..... want to know who post this up wan? you will know la. am the only person who will type this word in thsi way : JIBYE!!! imma continue my journey of finishing-up-my-biscuits-and-milk.
And one thing, this is my new shoe for upcoming CNY. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D I LAIK, ITS VERNAIS!

Something CURIOUS abt this.....

2008-11-03T00:40:00.003+08:00

hmmm.... i wanted to show u all something badly... i wondering what is it ?

CAN anyone tell me what is this ???

*leave your ans in the cbox which is just on the right side ...

Emoticon Madness

2008-10-29T20:31:00.004+08:00

Too much boredom. Too much free time with Photoshop. My gift to you all . /emo wtf

Here it is:

Add into WLM and it will appear as a large animated gif for your emoticons. name it clandhz kthx.
To those of you whose picture is missing, its because I don't have one.
So pls send me nice picture I'll crop/resize and add it into the mix. :) kbai.

EMO EMO emo EMOOOOOO!!

2008-10-24T22:52:00.004+08:00

What the hell~!!!!
I'm so boring ....~~~~
Can someone tell me what should I do now ... ????

Hate to be alone !!!!!...

*whacking my left chest.. ** feel so pain........

ALAMAK! SILAP LINE!

2008-10-22T23:52:00.007+08:00

You know, most members of our geng has gfs and they at time tend to message the wrongs ones at wrong times. All the lovely messages like dears, bi-s, honeys, sayangs and other yucky things, lol. The other night when me, Kenny and Kam were out it happened again( yes again as it has happened many many times before, hehe). It started out from dear Kenny as he wanted to send a msg to his gf.

That was what I recieve from Kenny. And no we are not gays! LOL! So, in order not to disappoint Kenny, i replied him, hehe.

Haha, I know, I am a good friend. LOL. Well after that, we decided to go on and on, hehe. WARNING! The next images can be very obscene, viewer are advised to keep a calm head (especially those who are involved), hehehehe.

OoooOOOoOOOh, Kho, who are you missing so much, but send to Kam pula! LOL!

Of course, it's something we made up, hehehe. Wait, only the Kho one, the 1st two images are for real! Haha, don't emo ar Kho. Until then, keep it calm people, see who you are messaging ok? HEHE!

POSTED BY CYPRUS

Fun from www.photofunia.com!

2008-10-22T01:13:00.004+08:00

First of all, i saw this website link www.photofunia.com on some other blogger's website, so i tried to check it out as i know its a website specialised in editing and resizing photos by using other people's photo.

SO, HERE'S FEW OF MY TRIALS. AR HEMMM....

1st. I present you Mr. Eric Monalisa

2nd. Ms. Kho Chuan Meng, no offense ya, just finding those pictures that i had in my laptop to try.

3rd. Ms. Kenny Lim Yang Lip a.k.a. Marilyn Monroe Lim

4th. Ms. Bride Thiruchelvan
Ok.. so i was trying to put up Eric's photo as well, as shown as below, but it appeared to be a lil bit of.. er.... problem, i guess..., on uploading the photo below to www.photofunia.com...

and so... i think... this should be the REAL "FACE PROBLEM" that we've all been talking about all this while.. *coughs coughs*

NAH.. IN CASE YOU ALL SAY I ONLY KUTUK YOU ALL, NEVER SAY ANYTHING BOUT MYSELF.. HERE YOU GO LAH.

POSTED BY : VLEE

At least you NEED to try

2008-10-17T22:43:00.004+08:00

Awwww... what a tiring day after I finished play badminton wif my friends... eh.. don't ever think that I've just simply do a story telling at here k...! Anyway, when we were going back to our home and we saw a advertisement which is just a paper sticked at the lamppost..
and here it is......

hmmm... it's written "UBAT KUAT LELAKI, SPRING RETURN"

and this is the most powerful words..... "Belum cuba Belum tau , Sudah TRY TIAP TIAP HARI MAU"

**no guarantee **

Hmmmmm

2008-10-15T11:12:00.002+08:00

Today I will hv a new christian name..

Tam Poon ====> toilet bowl ... (hokkien)

****Dont laugh k!

WHY chinese shouldn't have Christian name...!

2008-10-14T23:06:00.004+08:00

Apasal ni??? please kindly read the conversation nicely.... =)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital.Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

it's been a long time....

2008-10-13T23:57:00.004+08:00

WHY LA???!

Many ppl are wondering why this blog stop updating halfway? ... hmmm... No perasan here...
I think many ppl would like to view our blog frequently.. or once in while or once in a blue moon.. Somehow my buddies in my gang and I would like to thank you all so much and appreciate your visitation on our this ONE STEP BACK blog... (no go die , dont simply think think k) there are much more things to let us do so far... lol.. kOnOn la.... ! ( wtf .... we are serious! come on.....)
haha... there's one thing that we must do is.......KEEP UPDATING this blog looo... (actually not we la... only me....(POON WAI HONG) ... lol.... POON is not emo.... He is not always finding 'N'emo k... haha... Maybe some others dont understand this ... (slap on my left chest x 4) ...
hmmm... and guys ... dont diu each other in the cbox la k? .. plz... other ppl will know ... malu looor.... =p

It's been a long time ...... I dint SHIT for so long .... so GERAM!

1000!!!

2008-10-02T04:04:00.001+08:00

Congratulation!!!
This blog has hit counter of 1000 now!!
Woot...
Good achievement in within 2months..

Q & A

2008-10-01T22:05:00.007+08:00

1. What type of dog does not bark ?

2. Tunku Abdul Rahman rode a bike , abiding the rules
wearing helmet , stop at red and go at green , follow speed
limits , but why still kena saman ??

3. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room,
where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you
light first?

4. Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE NOT THE RESULT OF YEARS

OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED

WITH THE EXPERIENCE

OF YEARS.

Now count ALOUD the F's in that sentence.
Count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again.

5. A doctor who has a brother who is a lawyer , but when i asked the lawyer
do you have a brother who is a doctor , he answered NO , why ?

Answers are below , scroll down !!!

Answers :

1. Hot-Dogs .

2.Because it is illegal to ride a bike with 3 person .

3. You light the match 1st .

4. 6 F's .

5. The doctor is the lawyer's sister .

B14ck j0k3... lol

2008-10-01T17:38:00.004+08:00

here's some black joke from me...
since someone say i didnt help to pose anythin out of some MISStake... haha..
lol...

this is 1 of the black joke we like to play.. haha lol...

someone going to kutuk me i know..
nvm just let him.. actually i think he also biasa ad..
lol...

the chat start from padang but at last end at blackie..(thiru)

LAN party 28 & 29 of September 2008

2008-09-29T09:06:00.004+08:00

We started out with setting up all the laptops and desktops .
And then connecting all the cables from each pc to the port
in the switch and router . It was really messed up , as there were
insufficient cables and everyone has all kind of length of cables ,
it was all over the floor , had a hard time setting up ( just the cables )
We started out doing all the work around 10:30pm , and completed
around 12 am.

After a long and tiring work of setting up , we finally sat down and played , there were
a total of 13 pc , unfortunately , 2 out of it were not in function for Counter Strike .

Saw how we made use of the round marble table ? Lol , its good . this particular table
is meant for Counter-Terrorist team . It was a really organized team , and its freezing
cold cause it's right beneath the air-con . SK , and Kho were like freezing to death ,
so we decided to turn off the air-con around 6 am .

Where as this long table here , and there's another one opposite them , is Terrorist's territory .
LMAO , all the pc over in this table were sardine packed , but somehow , they managed to get use to it . See how excited James was .

It was quite an OKAY LAN party , i dono how the rest felt , leave some comment if you want to , hehe , few took off around 4 am , and few were knocked out , and only the strong survivor could have manage to stay up the whole night .

Finally , everyone left the house and went back home around 8:30 am .

P.S : Hope we can do it more organized and neatly next time guys , looking forward
for the next LAN party .

Laugh is GOOD...

2008-09-28T13:14:00.004+08:00

Scientifically, laugh is the best medicine.. but then u hv to control yourself... u know why ... if u keep laughing for no reason then outsiders will think that you are crazy ( in Malaysia ).. lol... that's just my assumption... Anyway, I would like to show u a video..

This baby is CUTE.....

hmmmm..... i duno what to say abt this baby...

Well, laugh is good.... lol..

not so bad

2008-09-28T04:03:00.001+08:00

1 Step Back

FETCH YOURSELVES FROM TODAY ONWARDS. T&C apply.

2008-09-24T19:31:00.002+08:00

Announcement to be made,

From today onwards, 24th September 2008, all the member in dHz Clan will not be fetched by me AT ALL, unless for the following condition :

i) the places that i am heading to is what i suggested to everyone
ii) the plan is made by ME and can only be succeeded by ME.

Other than that, MOFOs you guys FETCH YOURSELVES, I AIN'T FETCHING ANY OF YOU ANYMORE. For the sake that i feel that i am being taken GRANTED like FUCK. Am no any fucking transporter nor driver for any of you out there.

There you go, so now that you know you could save the money to SMS me or CALL me to pick you up to mamak or so.

POSTED BY VLEE.

Unbelievable!

2008-09-16T19:20:00.005+08:00

Is there anything makes you feel unbelievable?.. Think once.... think twice ..... hmmmm...
Let me tell u about my case la.... This few weeks I have been struggling a lot to study and just hope to get good result for the @!#$% subjects.. So whenever i lay on my bed , I can just sleep off within 5 minutes.. Last 2 days i had a dream .... (shhhhh..... Dont tell ppl k.... only u know and i know) ... I had wet dream... Om... gosh... It's been a long time I nvr had a dream like that ...
SSShhhHHHHhhh... don't ever tell other ppl k... if not i KILL u..

Somehow the next day morning i woke up then i saw this happened..

I'm innocent !!!!!!

Tradition of dHz...

2008-09-13T15:35:00.005+08:00

In our gang, we have a unique tradition among ourself.. hmmm... Not exactly what u think that we will take a banana leaf to cover our private part and being nude and run along the street when big days come... ( to my gang - I think we should try it man.. rofl.. ) and we wont do vandalism on public thingy.. (cough cough ~~ ) =D

Our tradition is as usual what teenagers will do when birthday is coming... Firstly, we certainly will sing a BIRTHDAY song to the BIRTHDAY BOY.. (Somehow there is no girl in our gang, all boy... "cheng yat se" sigh~~) as usual the right after singing song part , we will give a surprise present to our birthday boy.. The present is so totally good, nice, marvelous, exciting, fun, no cost labour and syok..

Do you know what is the present??..

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Here you are... !

What the hell??? you guys will not believe that BIG BURGER is the present for birthday boy right... Yet this image is indicating a clue for you all to guess... haha..

Oh well, it's easy to guess anyway.. The ans is we will SLAM the birthday boy stack by stack just like the big burger.. oh yea! that's our TRADITION of dHz..

Before we slam the birthday boy, we will place few pillows or soft thingy on the floor to reduce the impact on the floor.. I am not kidding abt this .. Once the tradition is on then there will be 12 or 13 ppl stand by... sometimes we will slam ppl on the road side... Ouch! you can feel the pain right... =p We will invite the birthday boy to lay on the floor .. If the birthday boy insisted to do that ... hhmmm... U guys know what will we do la... lol...

nah... this is the video that our gang can share with you guys...

VICTIM - Mr.Daryl Poon W.H.

Why did i upload this video at here?? Because this tradition was the longer ever of slamming ppl and get whacked by them with pillows... NOne of the birthday boy faced like that.. what do you feel on the victim?? (Please leave your comment on the chat box which is on your right hand side)

But... there's one special thing in our gang.. Whenever whose birthday is coming then there's a person will still get slam eventhough the day is not that particular person's birthday... For my opinion , i oso duno why like that... I have to ask our gang first... i find that particular person is very pity... sigh ... =.=

Who Says We've Got No Life

2008-09-12T17:31:00.001+08:00

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Hokkien translation??...

2008-09-11T22:33:00.003+08:00

Firstly, who is a hokkienese here?.. When the first day I stepped into TAR college, i found out many P.Pinang ppl are further their studies in main campus here (KL campus). WHY AR??
As we know that P.Pinang is a good location for visit or travel around.. However, whoever wants to get fat for better looking ; to get FATS (eeee yerr) ; feel bored the foods where u stay ; or get fat to fulfill your partner's wish... lol... Pulau PINANG is good... MANY MANY types of foods provided.. T.T ( i wish i can eat the foods.. but im FATTENING.. sigh..!) Well, many chinese ppl staying over there.. Majority of chinese ppl is HOKKienese...
I tell you!... if u are get to meet them then u better dont tell them u r hokkienese (if you are hokkienese la) They will start to speak hokkien with you .... then WHAT will happen..?

YOU'LL OPEN MOUTH BIG BIG and say "harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"...
again please....

Anyway, their hokkien language is kinda big different with the Selangor hokkien.. hmmm..
TOTALLY different... JAngan kau ingat aku TAK TAU hokkien.. =<

By the way, here are the conversation in between Wai hong and Joanne ( our hsemate in kl)

(Around 1 smtg, Joanne is back to kl hse)
Poon : EH....! (staring at her)
Joanne : (She is acting cool... and taking out her shoe and place it)
Poon : Hey... Miss Joanne...
Poon : Mau makan together??
Joanne : "wa cia ka ah baaaaa liao" (in hokkien language - i ate ady)
Poon : huh??? =(
Joanne : "waaaaachiaaaaaakaaaaaahhhhbaaaaaliaoooo"...
Poon : you CAKAP APA la? oh or APA KHABAR?...
Joanne : wat la u.... "w-a-c-i-a-k-a-a-h-h-ba-a laaaaaaaaa"...
Poon : oh?? masih CAKAP APA la u? lol...

*I find this very funny... hope you guys would understand it... lol..

Conclusion - CAKAP APA is the short form for "wa-w-a-c-i-a-k-a-a-h-h-ba-a" (in hokkien)

SOMETHING happened....

2008-09-10T20:05:00.005+08:00

What is that happened? Why is it happened? Where is it happened?! How could it happened? Will it happen again? huh.....? Oh my gosh~~ Actually what happened la?.. aiya.. This is the curiosity of human being.. We can't blame each other....

Hey.. You guys still remember the TAKLIMAT for the fire emergency thingy in our secondary school life.. Like what did the teachers tell us..

(In secondary school life)
Teacher : Pelajar-pelajar sekalian... Apabile kamu semua dengar bunyi loceng selama 1 minit.. Kamu semua hendak LARI macam monyet ka... harimau ka.... anjing ka... kucing ka.. tikus ka bla...bla... bla blaaaaaaaaaa.....
tetapi jangan jalan macam SIPUT.. Kamu semua hendak berkumpul di padang sekolah kita... FAHAM tak?????!!!

Pelajar-pelajar : ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... F-A-H-A-M!!!!

Therefore, when the time has come then......
hmmmm.... We ran like what our teacher said to us... But we were running the whole school then only we gather at the field.. lol.. (Secondary school life ROCKS )

THIS IS A FUNNY INCCIDENT HAPPENED in TAR college...

oh well... ME(waihong) and Felix went to our college (TARC) library to do some revision for the sake of exams.. We can't study at our own house anyway.. (CEH..... Kononnya) So we were study half way then the EMERGENCY BELL was rang...
OK.... nvm.... As what we know that we all need to leave the library as fast as as possible right?..
but then the ppl here all just look at each other and smilling...(the floor where i stay at) What the heck??... and they aren't moving... hmmmm... all just sitting down there and thinking what is happening ...

(This is what was the conversation in between me and felix)
Poon : Eh felix... Do you believe that if i pack my thing quickly and run then u think what will happened?
Felix : EeeeLeh! You got no guts ... u think u can do it?
Poon : What?? i got kk.... =/
Felix : Then u do it fast... then i will see whatt will happened?..
Poon : Okayyy...
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Poon : 1

Poon : 2

Poon : 3

(Poon is continue doing his revision)
Felix : NO BALLSSSS............

In a while more, the emergency bell is stop ringing....

hmmmm..... you guys better think nicely about this ... WHAT is the TAKLIMAT that we did in our secondary school time for?? ... aihs ....

FAILED GET!!!!!

2008-09-10T17:46:00.007+08:00

WHY Don'T LIon ATtack THIS ANIMal~~~

why lion don't attack this animal. THis is Female Lion. Female animal are very aggressive.

But for this Lion, she don't attack the animal. FUnny!!!!....some said at the beginning, the lion attacked and try to eat that pig,,

but before she eat that pig, she remember that "shes on diet",
thats why she let the pig go but the pig got hurt during the attack of the lion
so the pig attack the lion back as he revenge on her..

BUt some even said because the Female lion is A MUSLIM....(muslim dun eat pig)....haha!!!

i couldn't figure out why....maybe she Full....

anyway, the pig is cute...trying to fight with the LIon...hahaha!!!!

OK...this is my post of today....kinda bored...

SINcerely:

Mark Kho

DAi lou

Fresco

KNIfe GUru...hahaha!!!!

SEE ya.....give comment if u like.....@_@

3 things that PWNS me during this exam period

2008-09-09T11:37:00.008+08:00

1st of all, my personal all-time favourite game. This game PWNS me ftw that i played almost up to 10 hours a day back in Klang.

NEED FOR SPEED:PROSTREET

Secondly, some f**ckedup game named ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON 2, a game which i used to play back when form1 or form2 and i found this game back recently and started playing it and the best thing is getting addicted to it again.

Thirdly, it started by Kenny Lim Liang Lik (Yang Lip :D ), which is an anime called DRAGON BALL Z. And so the journey begins from Son Goku, this farking anime haz more than 270++ episodes wtfbbqcheezburgerzlolcat and we watched till episode 130++ already and its wtfnolifeatallmacibaiexamlanow.

And so i just finished my 3rd paper out of all my 5 exam papers, didnt sleep at all whole night only half an hour before leave to college that i slept.
ADIOS, AMIGOS. 'parapap la you all, marpots' **quoted from our dear Mona Lisa.

oh ya, i wanted to change the 'POSTED BY dHz' to Vlee but i do not know how.

LOOK Simon beatboxing

2008-09-08T02:25:00.006+08:00

So, this is what Simon's been up to:

"I haf it on vidyo"

"IF YOUR MUDDER ONLY KNEW .. EW.. EW.. EW..

*bbox*.. bbox*

IF YOUR MUDDER ONLY KNEW..EW..EW.. "

FUFUFUFUFUFU

am bored i yes

Fly.....? I believe I can FLY... =(

2008-09-07T21:00:00.009+08:00

nahhh... Actually i duno how to fly.. but at least i try.. =D By the way, i would like to tell you all a story.. abt Michael Jordan anyway.. During early 1984, Nike was so tak boleh tahan in sportswear market because of suffering its white man jogging brand image, Nike had no credit in basketball world. Therefore their sales was slowly dying in the previous years. So they need to find a way to reinvent their product in order to appeal to another segment of the market. That is when Nike found something special in rookie player, Michael Jordan, a miracle would change Nike's life. So Nike signed him up then he become famous and rich already lo...

so maybe .....

because he BELIEVE he can fly. Then that is why the air jordan logo like this ..

I ask you all a queation.. Who doesnt like Micheal Jordan? Who dont know about him? Definately many ppl like his BARANG right?... Honestly, me myself damn crazy about his things u know.... Somehow aku ni budak miskin.. i can't afford to buy things.. U know that logo is much more worth than my body k.. lol... So what i did is i DIY a logo Air-Pooh for myself... hehehe

Here you are .... Air-Pooh... hehehe..AtleastItry..but u cant try..

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U can try but one of my friend tried...

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well i dunno wat he trying to do.all i can say is FAILed Get..

Ma hai there's only Air-Pooh.... NO Air-Wataniah>> =.='

Chill la..

share some happy moment la here..

oppssss..sorry the fella behind..who ask u wataniah..sial betul...

errr...too happy???see nicely the photo..discover the weirdo of the photo..

Reincarnation of MONa LIsa

2008-09-06T02:20:00.003+08:00

FResco here.....Muahahahaha......Never Fiasco.....like the Art of MOna Lisa....always look a life in front of your eye....hahahaa.....anyway i'm creating blog now, in the process of decoration with all the artistic method......while waiting ..Hope you have fun reading this Blog....Haxxor blog....For my blog , i will tell you as soon as possible...Muaahahaha.....

From: GUru KNIfe (known as face pawn asshole)
: Mark Kho
: DAi lOU
: FREsCo
All this name is ME.......Holy mamma..

continue.........

2008-09-06T00:24:00.016+08:00

WHY IS GORILLA DOWN?

what comes up first in your mind whenever u think about GORILLA?
----> ugly ??
----> huge ??
----> big nose holes??
----> big ass?? (bertonjol)
----> hairy??
----> big appetite??
----> love to sleep??
----> like to eat banana?

hmmmmm.......

nahh... This is the gorilla that we talking about..... =D

By the way, we have our beloved friend who so called "gorilla" in our gang... =D
We are so proud to be part of his friend... He is the second smallest budak in our gang... but he is the biggest size and muscular in our gang...

nahhhhhh......

Here you are... This is our beloved friend that we talked about.... =)
He is much much more different from the real gorilla actually ... lol..
----> smart, handsome
----> not really huge la
----> small nose holes
----> small appetite (cuz he is on diet... hehe)
----> well.. he love to sleep a lot
----> hmm.. like to eat banana too
----> good hearted
----> caring
----> and FAIR., p/s he would get fair easily... !@#$%#@%

*sial ni.. aku sedang buat promoting... =/

Anyway, this is the video that we can share it with you all... and this is why our "gorilla" down... =)

gorilla is DOWN!!

2008-09-05T21:50:00.000+08:00

Cyprus is here!!

2008-09-05T19:54:00.001+08:00

This is an offical visit from cyprusdomicile.blogspot.com. I am not really sure of what to post la wei, so chill la, will update this blog very soon. And to you guys who started this blog, well done wei! H4xxor wei! lolz

Hai

2008-09-05T02:44:00.002+08:00

Hai I'm from iicaie.blogspot.com and I can hackzord your blogzor. Win.

King of Sparta ? Leonidas ? hmmm ...

2008-09-05T00:10:00.001+08:00

This is the 3rd post , and this can be considered marathon post ....
Well , we were watching the movie 300 by Gerard Butler ( King Leonidas ) , and then we thought that one of our beloved friend looks a lil like him , so i decided to compare and contrast their picture , enjoy ....

This is actual King Leonidas from the movie 300 ...

And then ... we found out the comic version of King leonidas ..

Well , u guys must be very curious and anticipating about our friend which looks like King Leonidas him self , scroll down to enjoy ..
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This is our beloved friend , Cyprus Kalmah , aka Thiruchelvern
Its vernais ! Vote Vote Vote ! ! ! !

you ingat BAPAK punya road ka??!

2008-09-04T22:36:00.000+08:00

oh well.. this is the second post for today...
i wonder why... the exam is around the corner but we(tarcian) still keep fooling around.. and never use TIME wisely.. this is what we did in this afternoon...

Director - Mr. Kenny Lim
Assistant 1. Mr. Simon Pairin
Assistant 2. Mr. Lim S.K.
Assistant 3. Mr. Felix Chiam D.J.
Camera man - Mr. Kenny Lim
VICTIM - Mr. Daryl Poon W.H.

Oh ya.. We are currently waiting for the pics of my gang to post it here.. We'll update it soon... see ya.. =)

InTrODuCinG.........................................................

2008-09-04T01:56:00.001+08:00

here i introduce some of my clannies
first up~

this is mr.8stomach & PMS guy aka szekian

this is mR.veri easy to get SICK guy aka poon

this is mr.GoriLla but the 2nd youngest in the clan aka vlee

this is Mr.WANT to be FAt but never does aka MR.Kenny

L-R: mr. 8stomach. Mr.COw aka kam

and of course i know u guys want some encore

so..............

i'm

keeping the BEST for the last

oooopppppssssssss~~~~this the wrong one
please do scroll further down..hehe....

tadaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

and after seeing that i know u guys want more right?!?!??!! XD XD XD

so...............................................

here's

another one.......

hope u like it.... XD

tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~

ps: for those wondering who is the "ooopppppssss,wrong picture".he is also one of the clannies...his name is MR.PUSSY aka simon

1st!

2008-09-04T01:39:00.000+08:00

this is the first post to all my comrads!!you may drop anything and everything you want in this lovely blog of ours to show our brotherhood!!yay baby~lolx
cheers~~